We’re suckers for people in cute animal costumes, and two Chicago-area universities have obliged. Northwestern’s half-minute clip (0:31) includes
a beautiful ballerina in wildcat whiskers, and Loyola-Chicago’s wolf mascot takes us on
a whirlwind tour of career possibilities (2:44). The latter is catchy for a while, but it goes off track when the wolf starts doing food prep. Uh, guys, you can do that without an expensive college degree.
Speaking of animal mascots, the University of Miami has a whole slew of them featuring Sebastian, the school’s lunatic ibis. University President Donna Shalala, although more at home in the realm of policy than the world of comedy, doesn’t get ruffled about a few feathers in her coffee cup (0:40).
Like U Del (our #4 pick), Yale University puts its message to music, with starry-eyed students warbling through stunning views of campus. But this unabridged take on the musical genre is too long—way too long (16:49). We were intrigued at the outset, but growing numb by the 8-minute mark—and we were less than halfway through. Get some good editing software, guys, and get back to us next year.
Lots of colleges feature “grand-tour” videos, in which students take you for a fun (or not-so) look around the grounds. It’s a barely-better version of the “talking-head” genre we’ve come to dread, but at least you get a feel for the campus. We’re not sure why this one from Providence College (9:37) stuck with us, but it’s our pick for best of this genre. Tim and Caroline seem like the kind of people you’d like to go to school with—but truth be told, it was probably their sassy white jackets that made the biggest impression.